This picture says it all. Yup, totally from Mars. She came about 100 years ago on a mission to eat brains. Not just any brains, Hollywood babies and miniature dogs brains. So watch out Britney, Angelina, Paris, and all you other small dog and baby owners… Victoria knows where they sleep.

Disclaimer: This story is completely made up for those of you who wet the bed at night.
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