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Paris Hilton is free
Posted By: Christin
Site Owner
Jun 26
2007

Paris Hilton got out of jail today at 3:15 am and all the celeb sites and all the photogs and all the news stations have round the clock coverage. I say, who fucking cares about this cunt rag. the end.

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Happy Paris sans make-up walking away from jail towards parent SUV early this morning. I’m only updating a small bit so all you Paris “fans” can stop clutching lip gloss in suspense as to what is happening with fuck face Parisite.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that Paris lost nearly 10 pounds during her stay, and that on her way out of jail, she stopped to change clothes in a public restroom that “smells rancid.”

Sources also tell TMZ that Lynwood jail is happy to see Paris go, and they hope that things can now get back to normal.

This will hopefully be the last post about Paris till she flashes her rotten shit holes or does some other stupid thing worth reporting about. Get a load on TMZ though… just a tad over done you think. Check out the thumbnail below.

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Category:
Tuesdays, Paris Hilton

3 Responses to “Paris Hilton is free”

  • Is TMZ trying to compete with CNN or something?

       
    June 26th, 2007 Cork

  • Christin…..couldn’t have said it better myself. But I’ll try! LOL. FUCK this over exposed, media whore, self absorbed, public cum stained video slut! Hey! Kathy & Rick! Nice lack of parenting skills you inbred fucks! Jesus fucking Christ! Can we move the fuck on as a nation?!?

       
    June 26th, 2007 Rorster

  • Here’s a clue. This is from an article about tmz being hauled into court:

    At an emergency hearing Wednesday, U.S. Bankruptcy Judge A. Jay Cristol said he would schedule a hearing later on whether to hold TMZ in contempt and suggested that the company - a joint venture between America Online Inc. and a Time Warner Co. subsidiary - could eventually be held financially liable for any violation.

    It’s AOL and Time/Warner. Of course they’re going to put up all kinds of moronic Paris Hilton crap on their website.

       
    June 26th, 2007 grumpy

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