Yup, the Golden Globe awards was last night. The night where all the smug Hollywood parasites come out and slither across the red carpet. Instead of glorifying their stupid gowns, lets take a look at all the fugly faces that were captured.

Cameron Diaz is looking washed up, like an expert fluffer that has swallowed “one to many”

Melinda Clarke and her botox showed up, sadly her face is permanently molded as the joker.

Mary-Kate Olsen tries really hard to show teeth but sadly smug-bots aren’t equip with such a thing. Nice chest there!

Beyonce is full of mule shit trying to “vogue” for the paparazzi with her horse weave.

Kate Winslete and her deadly eyebrows are a choking hazard for infants and grandpa Joe.

Paris Hilton loves toothless gummy men who wreak of mentholatum…this is the GG after party btw :::VOMIT:::

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