Today’s Dirt News update features Lindsay Lohan loves flesh tacos in her mouth, Gavin Rosdale’s daughter rebels by photographed nipple sucking, Britney Spears is going to whack out again, Kim Kardashian ass is famous, Brandon Davis fights his father at his mothers wedding, and more…

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These two oil heir blobs are famous for having daddy’s money. Brandon Davis who is in the spot light more often is famous for doing “it” with the vag crew. He was mildly in the seen for dating Mischa Barton when he was easy on the eyes. Then hell broke loose when he squeezed some lemon juice on Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan’s crabs and chomped it up yum. These guys are filthy rich but rather than hiring a personal trainer, they bought a Dunkin Donuts store. fatties! I’m picking on Brandon and Jason Davis because they resemble Sloth in many ways…Their hairstyle, uncontrollable flubber, and their love for babyruth.

Disclaimer: This update is not all completely made up…their hair stylist is SLOTH!