Paparazzi recently tried to take exclusive photos of Enrique Iglesias hanging with his long time hottie girlfriend tennis vixen, Anna Kournivoka and some friends vacationing on a boat when a spark of humor and probably a few cocktails in their blood dropped trousers PWNING the photographers.

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On this compilation of celebrity nips and upskirts, I’m featuring some amazing upskirt photos for you all to enjoy. Some will make you want to grab the ol weed-wacker.

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I know you all have been anticipating the next celebrity nip slips part 3 for some time now. Sleepless nights, screaming my name during anal intercourse with the MRS., hair loss, and chronic masturbation in hopes to one day log onto my site and see part 3. Alas, it’s here.

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Here are some pictures of celebrity flaws that was published in one of those annoying celebrity magazines that you always flip through while in the grocery store waiting to pay for your Edy’s double fudge brownie ice cream and anal cream, but never buy the mag because it always ends up in the john, in case you run out of TP. We have butt cottage cheese from Nicollette Sheridan, Cindy Crawford, Tara Reid, Star Jones (she’s gross but she did lose 709 lbs), and Helen Hunt. Some leg ground beef from Christina Aguilera, Maria Sharapova, and Mischa Barton (even skinny bitches have this crap!). Tom Cruise looks like he gave birth to Suri, instead of Katie Holmes. Britney Spears’ ass putty, Anna Kournikova is a twiggy twig and Mariah Carey should be hit by her (the Twig) on her saggy belly kangaroo pocket.

You see, even these hot celebs aren’t shit with out make-up and photoshop, so eat that damn slice of pizza and stop obsessing over these celebrities who are far from flawless. I’m hungry for a double decker supreme now! Mmmm… melty cheese, beans, and mud butt.

Note to self: If I ever become a famous celeb, never go outside…EVER!