This weekend I leave you with Paris Hilton’s naked corpse, Kate Bosworth’s nipple, Jodie Marsh is a sexy whore nurse, Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is queen of the naked media whores, Lindsay Lohan has a naughty video, Alyson Hannigan is wet and more…

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These are the Grammy bitches I want to “squirt” on! Except for Beyonce, I’m not into beastiality.

I love Christina Aguilera’s new retro style she’s into, kinda reminds me of Dita Von Teese whom I adore. Carrie Underwood is blah-tastic. Mule faced Beyonce showed up with a long face. Kimberly Caldwell who? For some reason Scarlette Johansson looked ridiculously hot at the Grammy’s wearing a short black dress. Fergie’s fug ass almost cancelled the event by showing her fug face all over the red carpet. Christina Ricci lost some baby fat and is looking edible. Hot Petra Nemcova, well, is hot. That chick from the American Pie movies what’s her face Alyson Hannigan was there and Vanessa Minnillo, who I don’t care about. Sadly no nip slips or dangling twat lips, the Grammy’s would of been worth watching otherwise.