I’m pretty sure Alicia Keys owns a pair of eyes that she can look down and notice her manly hairy chest. Go out and buy some Nair for hairy sakes.

Oh Alicia Keys please wear some better clothes next time because no one should see what you are hiding under those terrible blouses…I mean small tits are nice… sometimes, but you have no excuse. I’d rather look at my Nana’s saggy but easy-on-the-eyes nipples. Alicia’s nipples look like they are a choking hazzard… just keep away from them.