Even when Britney Spears goes all natural without her horse weave and gypsy looking head wrap, she still looks like trash. I’m surprised her hair doesn’t look like nappy ass pubic hairs from the abuse of weaves and dyes because you know she’s not a natural blonde. Although she acts like it.

Anyway for those of you tracking the custody battle saga between ass licking Britney Spears and K-Fed, here are some interesting news for you fine folk.

US Weekly reports: On Saturday morning, as cable TV magician Criss Angel was finishing a sleepover at Spears’ Beverly Hills mansion, Kevin Federline’s attorney served the fourth subpoena in a week to the pop star’s intimates when papers were served to a staff member of the Promises Treatment Center in Malibu, where Spears participated in a 28-day substance abuse program earlier this year. Federline attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan confirms: “An executive administrator from Promises rehab facility was served with a subpoena today.”

For those of you who missed it here’s some more dirt on Brit.

Star reports: Star has learned exclusively that Brit’s ex-husband, Kevin Federline, has taken his fight to win full custody of their two young sons to a powerful new level: He and his Beverly Hills attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, have obtained sworn affidavits from three former Spears employees – a nanny and two bodyguards – detailing horrific examples, says a source close to the investigation, of Brit’s lack of parenting skills!

What those affidavits allegedly reveal about Britney and how she treats Sean Preston, 23 months, and Jayden James, 11 months are shocking and disturbing. And they could prove to be the straw that shifts custody to Kevin.

According to the source, the former nanny claimed that Britney “gives the kids soda sand coffee with cream and sugar. She also lets them sit in soiled diapers for hours until someone else changes them. And she keeps both children up late at night to ensure they sleep late – this includes waking them up if they fall asleep before 11 pm. Plus, Britney doesn’t personally feed the kids – the nanny or bodyguard does.”

But that’s not the worst of it. “When Britney is upset, she yells and screams at the boys and once told them, ‘You were both mistakes!’ She’s called them ‘burdens, a pain in the ass and the reason [your] father left,’” says the source. “Anyone who would tell their child that is heartless. I’m sure Britney loves her children, but she must believe that having kids with Kevin was a mistake.”

Ya, I think we all kinda new she was a piece of shit Mother. K-Fed hired Aaron Cohen, a former Israeli army counter-terrorism commander, to serve papers to people in Britney’s inner circle, (including her cousin, Alli Sims and mother, Lynn Spears) who Kevin feels have been refusing to cooperate with his lawyers.