Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova 1, Paparazzi 0
Posted By: Christin Site Owner Jun 1 2007 Paparazzi recently tried to take exclusive photos of Enrique Iglesias hanging with his long time hottie girlfriend tennis vixen, Anna Kournivoka and some friends vacationing on a boat when a spark of humor and probably a few cocktails in their blood dropped trousers PWNING the photographers. Good thing the ass flasher is a neatly groomed can-quite-possibly-be-a-hot-dude and not a greasy 500lb hairy sasquatch looking motherfucker with ass boyle’s the size of your fist seconds away from splooging out onto your last beer. Damn that was a run sentence that made you tear up a bit. FYI: Rumors were circulating that Enrique secretly married and then soon after, dumped Anna. It turns out their 4 year relationship is still going strong and the rumors were said to be a joke from noneother than Enrique himself. Well not only was the joke not funny but did anybody lose sleep over it? No, nobody cares. There is so many hot celebrity chicks out there for us to wank-it to.
Category: Enrique Iglesias, Fridays, Big Ass moment, Anna Kournikova

3 Responses to “Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova 1, Paparazzi 0”

• 	poop deck
  June 3rd, 2007 Lockit

• 	Every celeb in the world, from A-list to porn star, should just walk around naked masturbating, drinking and doing drugs. That would solve all the paparazzi problems, because thats all they want. So if everyone did it there wouldn’t be such a demand.
  June 3rd, 2007 Jedi Master Bigpenis

• 	Hey, hey, hey! How would this magnificent writing be possible without tabloids?
  June 3rd, 2007 Cork

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